Just a torso

I have been getting harassed lately by telemarketers to the point of considering changing my phone number. I just answered one accidentally, thinking it was someone calling me back for work, and when the guy asked to speak to "the owner of this phone number, Anisha," I replied, "I'm sorry, I just lost both arms and both legs in a car crash. I'm having a lot of trouble holding the phone up." He paused and politely said, "I'm sorry about that, m'am," before he hung up.

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