

A few book suggestions
The thought of seeing one of my beloved idols, the Prince of Puke, John Waters, standing on a highway ramp asking for a lift fills my...


Just a torso
I have been getting harassed lately by telemarketers to the point of considering changing my phone number. I just answered one...


Try this
Next time you're coming around a bend on an busy interstate at night with a break between you and a bunch of cars, look through your...


Clouds of zen
Try to imagine how much of the water molecules you've come face to face with through your life were once part of a cloud in the sky. Try...


Baked roots: autumn harvest melange
I roasted a darkly psychedelic fall harvest melange in honor of the chilliest evening yet this autumn. It makes me want to howl at the...


Living in a scavenger's paradise
You tell me you don't need someone's discarded wrought iron cowboy and smoke damaged chef sculpture for your front yard, and I'll tell...