

Just a torso
I have been getting harassed lately by telemarketers to the point of considering changing my phone number. I just answered one...


Try this
Next time you're coming around a bend on an busy interstate at night with a break between you and a bunch of cars, look through your...


Clouds of zen
Try to imagine how much of the water molecules you've come face to face with through your life were once part of a cloud in the sky. Try...


Photo: A Portrait of the Doggist As a Tongue Man
Unapologetically yours, Laci #dogs #humor #photography


Ode to Amphibia
One nation under Frogs They're invisible With ribbiting and lusting for bogs #humor #poetry #nature


Deuce ex machina
When I'm cleaning a litter box and one of the cats walks in and sees it with the lid off, they look like they have the same feeling as...


Please close gate.
I absurdified my yard this evening. #absurd #yard #homedecor #humor


Seven Lady Sparrows
This morning, I watched a group of seven lady sparrows dining on seeds I scattered in the driveway while their gentleman counterparts...


A mint for Mr. Ellison
Sometimes my job means stuffing my face with the fastest food on hand--in this case, it was shoveling canned salmon straight from the...


Shock, terror, awe!
A bit I wrote before Trump was ever even elected: I'm mostly tired of being ironic about the orange man running for president who looks...